[Om invitasjonen.]

Invitasjonen som gjorde at det kanskje bare blir Kaoru og meg på fredag:

ENGLISH:

March 1st ya'll homegirl Tine is turn'n 22 motha' fucking years, and her badass playa' bitch Kaoru is fuckin' movadizziling herzelf all tha way back to God damn Japan. Fo' shizzle we are messin' up tha finest ghetto streets of Beijing wit ta greatest gangstah party evah. Bring your fattest blingz and skinniest hoes and join us for a night off tha hizzle...

You can spot us bitchin' and chillin' first at Kros Nest by Beida for dinnerz, 'n' then we gon' be hizzlin' to anotha bizzle afterz tha chizzle dizzle mizzle.

Them motherfuckers who dun sho in ya gangsta clothes, wizzay fo' shizzle we'll be droppin ya latez!

And bitches please, leave all ya irons back in ya motha fucking cribs.

Peace.
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日本語:

３月１日ティナのfucking 22歳の誕生日♪んで彼女のツレのかおるが最高の北京を離れちゃう日！もちろんみんなでお祝いしましょう（あと泣きましょう）★でっかいアクセサリーとほっそい恋人を連れてえげつないnight partyに参加しちゃってくださいね☆

北大の近くのピザ屋さんでご飯食べて飲んでwそのあとどっか行きましょう♪

絶対おしゃれしてきてな！！、
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中文:

三月一号是老娘Tine的他妈的22岁生日, 我的死党Kaoru也准备要回日本. 我门打算在北京办Party. 最好他妈的带你最闪亮的首饰和最辣的朋友. 我门将会在Kros Nest by Beida吃晚餐.
之后我们会移动到其他地方玩.

沒穿夠闪亮的衣服出現的话老娘保证要你好看啊！